WIP
TRY AGAIN LATER

YOU ARE STANDING IN MY LIVING ROOM. I AM LOOKING AT YOU.

> greet me
> stare at me
> who are these other guys?
> ignore me and begin to look through my house

I LOOK AT YOU LIKE THIS
O_O

> ok...

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

> to learn
> to dig
> to have fun
> i don't know why i am here. where am i even? who are you? why are you looking at me like that?

OH. YOU MUST BE LOST. I UNDERSTAND.
HERE. USE THIS.

<<< back

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN?

> read a book
> conduct an interview
> listen to a lecture

I POINT TO THE TABLE BETWEEN US. THERE IS A BOOK ON IT.

> point at the book
> pick up the book
> spit on the book

YOU DIED

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE CONSUMED?

> just go for it (raw)(good choice)
> thinly sliced, an intimate delicacy
> stew

THE BOOK IS NOT VERY HEAVY.
IT SEEMS BOUND BY HAND AND THE PAGES ARE UNEVEN.

> read the book

ARE YOU DONE READING?

> yes
> no not yet

Text

OK.
TAKE YOUR SHOVEL AND FOLLOW ME OUTSIDE.

UH OH. THERE IS A BUG IN MY YARD.

> squash bug with shovel
> ignore bug
> gently pick up bug

PLEASE PUT ME DOWN.

ok now pick a spot on the ground to DIG

> start digging under a big, old tree
> start digging in a small clearing in the woods
> start digging in my yard
> do something else with the shovel...?

YOU WANT TO DIG YET YOU REFUSE TO MAKE PROPER USE OF THE SHOVEL THAT I HAVE GIFTED YOU.
FINE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THE SHOVEL. BESIDES DIG.

> hug the shovel
> break the shovel in half to relieve some pent up anger
> attack me with the shovel